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coffeeandspentbrass:

I dynamically followed megatronthefett's 5 Tactical Gun Posing Tips today.

megatronthefett
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Five steps to posing with a firearm. 1. Lick the gun, this means you’re sexual and you pew pew 2. Make reference to having big guns while flexing so people don’t know which one you’re talking about. 3. Kiss your weapon, it means you love it. 4. CCW or at least pretend you do, no need for a belt, holster or loose clothing, it’s just a picture no one will know you’re only pretending. 5. Talk tactical, even if you have no idea what you’re talking about. #igmilitia

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